Dear Gals,
How are You ? Hope you are fine. Again a bad day, no luminosity, I've the impression to live in a cave. The sun has disappeared since a long time, that's make me feel sad. [Yes, you often read that the weather has a big influence on me]
I adore the gyaru style but like all styles there are "problems". [This article is 100 % written with humor]
◥ Gyaru have never money
Do you note that we always want the most expensive clothes ? Like the last ma*rs dress, or all the d.i.a. set... Then, you can add makeup, because a gyaru without makeup is just... a sunfish
And it's not finish, you can add a good phone to take good selfie, a good camera for good selfie, accessories to match with your last clothes. You have two solutions ; to marry to a rich men or to sell an organ. I offer my fat for a good price.
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| Best "No makeup" moment : if you wear sunglass or you hide behind your hand. |
And it's not finish, you can add a good phone to take good selfie, a good camera for good selfie, accessories to match with your last clothes. You have two solutions ; to marry to a rich men or to sell an organ. I offer my fat for a good price.
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| My wife got robbed her credit card. I didn't lodge a complaint. The thief spends less than her. |
◥ Japanese Sizes
Why Japanese sizes exist ? Just to remind you "You're fat, please loose a bones." I'm a piece of furniture next to a cute japanese gyaru. A dress becomes a tunic, a cute skirt becomes a very very very very short skirt.[Rules 1 : Always to have a clean panties].
A lot of japanese bottoms clothes just cover 10% of your butt. [A breeze and you're sick]
It's to cut both ways : You're motivated to loose weight or you feel depressive and try to make a liposuction with a straw.
A lot of japanese bottoms clothes just cover 10% of your butt. [A breeze and you're sick]
It's to cut both ways : You're motivated to loose weight or you feel depressive and try to make a liposuction with a straw.
◥ The end of the day of a gyaru
You passed all a day to try to be perfect : Retouch your makeup, verify your hairstyle... The moment where you're at home, you become another person. You scream your liberty with a sweet tune... "Leeeet it go !!". You throw your clip extensions who killed your scalp. You remove your circles lens [No, if I crying it's not for you, it's just because of these fu**ing circles lens who sting my eyes !!].
You take a long moment to remove all accessories on you. Now you lost 10 kilos of hair/false lashes & 3 kilos of makeup.
◥ False nails
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| Now it's more easy for scratching your nose. |
Your dream is to wear false nails like a Black Diamond. It's required to have a lot of patience. All simple activities of your lives become a nightmare. Here is the list [Not exhaustive] :
- Write with a pen,- Tap on your keyboard,
- Put your jeans with button,
- Thread your tights without ladder it,
- To go to toilet less than 10 minutes,
- Get out your credit card.
You've got gorgeous false nails but you look like to a penguin. Exept if you've an assistant, you need to pass my second-degree black belt in false nails.
What do you think about these gyaru problems ? *haha* What's your problems ? I already think about the second part, see you next week. Have a good sunday ~
Kisses & Hugs,
